公媳闹牛

　　在"猛鬼追魂"系列的第5集中， 手拿魔方，以"制造悲伤"著称， 有魔力的Pinhead(道格·布拉德利)已经返回，准备再次用他的大批的Cenobites给地球上的人们带来地狱般的恶梦、折磨和死亡。 但是Kirsty科顿·(阿什利·劳伦斯)， 唯一已经战胜二次Pinhead的人，回来，准备再一次跟Pinhead 和Cenobites作战。

　　电话公司里有四位全栋大厦闻名的“猪扒”：患罕见脱发症导致头发稀疏的阿Mo（李嘉欣 饰）、荷尔蒙过剩的保安主管苏眉（莫文蔚 饰）、脸上有大块恶心胎记的计算机部员工“态猫”（林熙蕾 饰）、哨牙蒙眼的秘书阿刨（关秀媚 饰）。四个“猪扒”在公司虽然工作努力，但因样子问题经常遭到宣传部主管“妖姬”嘲笑和排挤，四人敢怒不敢言，直到一天公司因经济不景气四人同时遭到了解雇。公司设计师春春（陈小春 饰）可怜四人的遭遇，与细龟和阿伦想出了一条别出心裁的妙计，帮助四人筹款整容。春春的妙计能否凑效，四位“猪扒”又能否咸鱼翻身？

　　一位科学家在一次试验中，发现用脑波可以使一只铅笔穿透铜板，不过，他的实验室在一次大火中毁灭，这位科学家不得不投靠他的哥哥。他的哥哥也在进行着另一项实验，他发现重新组合原子结构可以产生巨大能量。他与弟弟合作，利用弟弟的脑波和实验心得，改变任何物质结构，形成“四度空间人”。　　不过，“四度空间人”使用一次均会失去时间而老化，必须不断增加能源，而每次吸取能量，就会将老化转移他人，于是他不断杀人以维持青春。究竟四度空间人会不会最终被消灭，请观众自己品味。　　本片构思新颖，运用高科技手段拍摄，是观众有身临高科技时代的感觉，当然，这指的是身在影片所属的年代！

　　《悬案密码》系列的第三部：6年前，一只在海上漂流的瓶子在苏格兰被打捞上岸，然而里面的求救信却被视为不祥之物，直到一位调查人员无意中看出了信件开头用丹麦文写着：救命！随着卡尔和两名下属的破解，他们发现署名“保罗”的作者不仅确有其人，而且在写下瓶中信后便下落不明......　　为何少年的家人不曾追究他的行踪？难道他在多年前便已遭遇不测？正当调查陷入胶着，一起离奇车祸让原本天衣无缝的邪恶罪行露出破绽，串起所有线索的卡尔这才明白，自己面对的并不单是一桩陈年旧案，而是过去十几年来，许多破碎家庭的绝望呼救…

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.